Ah Oil, we’ve had plenty of good times
together haven’t we? Remember me learning to drive… buying my first car… our
first road trip together. We’ve made some pretty good memories… you and I. But if I’m
honest I think we should start seeing other fuels. The last thing I want to
do is hurt you but I think we are just drifting apart, heading in separate
directions. You are having such a fantastic career, you’ve really found your
niche and that more expensive demographic really suits you. I know your parents in the Middle East are really proud; $100 a barrel, wow, you’ve
really made it. But you know I’m not that kind of guy, it’s just not my
world. It was great when your career was just starting to grow and we could
afford to spend a lot of time together, we could just hop in the car and go for
a drive, just because we felt like it. Our relationship used to be about
freedom, the open road, but now that you’re moving on with you life I feel like
I’m being left behind, playing catch up. It’s
taking big sacrifices in other areas of my life to keep this relationship
alive, it seems like every week I’m have to put in more and more but you just
stay the same. I’m starting to question whether or not its worth all the effort.
Let’s face it you’re a bit high maintenance, making all these demands about
your needs for us to stay together. First it was just lubricant, but now you
want me to get coolant and filters. It’s all too much.