[Ziggythewiz]

Originally Posted by onegreenev

Too late. Getting a total of .0023kWh per session. Woopie.

I'd expect to get at least a jiggawatt from that volume of air.

[Jimdear2]

Originally Posted by Ziggythewiz

I'd expect to get at least a jiggawatt from that volume of air.

Don't you mean a "gigglewatt"?

[dragonsgate]

I have to chuckle at you guys coming up with all this stuff. I take over unity serious. As soon as I figure out how to harness my wife’s hot flashes I’ll be in tall clover and won’t you all be envious.

[onegreenev]

Originally Posted by dragonsgate

I have to chuckle at you guys coming up with all this stuff. I take over unity serious. As soon as I figure out how to harness my wife’s hot flashes I’ll be in tall clover and won’t you all be envious.

Thats easy. A simple thermal heat exchanger would do just fine. No don't expect to get too much hot water.

You might get into more hot water than you could make hot water. Tread lightly

[dragonsgate]

I have already said too much. I do not want anyone stealing my ideas. All I will say is it is revolutionary science that will turn the way energy is stored on its head but I have said too much already. I will add that my research is in need of money. I have a plan that can make you all rich but that is so secret that I can’t tell you what that is either. There is one small problem with my design. Dose anyone have any ideas on how to make soft jawed alligator clips? My wife is most uncooperative at this juncture of the project.

[onegreenev]

soft jawed alligator clips

Your hands. Sorry but you don't have patent rights to those.

My wife is most uncooperative at this juncture of the project.

You see, there is your problem. Your trying to extract electrons and not heat. The issue is heat. The issue with menopause is that it is a chemical reaction that causes HOT flashes not LIGHT flashes. So you need to concentrate on extracting the excess heat. So to best take advantage of that is to just wrap your hands around her in a loving embrace and stop trying to cover her with alligator clips. I'd be a bit uncooperative too. Well, there might be some more than willing to do that.

But no, menopause is heat not electrons. Easy to extract. Now the issue is to convert that heat to electrons.

Or just enjoy the heat of the moment.

[dragonsgate]

I have been hitch to the same sweet lady for forty two great years and the sparks still fly. All seriousness aside I have said too much already. You just want to steal my ideas.

[few2many]

[dragonsgate]

"As soon as I figure out how to harness my wife’s hot flashes I’ll be in tall clover and won’t you all be envious."
Ok the name I was trying to come up with when I was joking around about hot flashes is Pyroelectric Nanogenerator. When I was in the Navy in the 60’s I got hold of a book that briefly mentioned certain materials that generated static electricity when heated. Later in the 80’s when I was building a wind generator and installing solar panels for my home in the high desert of southern California I came across it again while reading up on different methods of generating electricity. Neither bit I read said much about it except that an ancient Greek guy named Theophrastus did some experiments heating stones and getting sparks from some and he then developed a theory about it. Now there is a guy at Georgia Tech that is doing research.
He uses superfine zinc oxide wires. When he heats them they separate causing a charge.
Sounds like something that could keep him in grant money for a while.

[NintendoKD]

Originally Posted by dragonsgate

"As soon as I figure out how to harness my wife’s hot flashes I’ll be in tall clover and won’t you all be envious."
Ok the name I was trying to come up with when I was joking around about hot flashes is Pyroelectric Nanogenerator. When I was in the Navy in the 60’s I got hold of a book that briefly mentioned certain materials that generated static electricity when heated. Later in the 80’s when I was building a wind generator and installing solar panels for my home in the high desert of southern California I came across it again while reading up on different methods of generating electricity. Neither bit I read said much about it except that an ancient Greek guy named Theophrastus did some experiments heating stones and getting sparks from some and he then developed a theory about it. Now there is a guy at Georgia Tech that is doing research.
He uses superfine zinc oxide wires. When he heats them they separate causing a charge.
Sounds like something that could keep him in grant money for a while.

military, high desert california=29 palms