*Sometimes a little humor sets us up for a good weekend...
*
*
*
*We all love Bud Abbott and Lou Costello and their humorous routines like
=93Who =91s on First.=94*
*If Vaudeville were as popular today, and Lou bought an Electric Car from
Bud the next day this might happen;*
*a
*
*Bud; Hello, Electric Auto Emporium.*
*Lou; That car I bought from you doesn=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you charge the battery?*
*Lou; Yes, but it doesn=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you turn on the key?*
*Lou; Yes, but it doesn=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you turn the key to start and release it?*
*Lou; Yes, but the motor isn=92t starting.*
*Bud; Did you put it in gear?*
*Lou; No, it isn=92t starting.*
*Bud; Did you unplug the charging cable from the car?*
*Lou; I=92ll go look.*
*=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D20 minutes later=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D*
*Bud; Hello, Electric Auto Emporium. *
*Lou; It still won=92t start.*
*Bud, Did you turn on the key?*
*Lou, Yes, you better send me a Mechanic.*
*Bud; OK*
*=3D=3D=3D=3D=3DA few hours later=3D=3D=3D*
*Bud; Hello, Electric Auto Emporium. *
*Lou; It still won=92t start.*
*Bud; What did the mechanic do?*
*Lou; He climbed in and drove it around the block, then he left.*
*Bud; So everything is OK?*
*Lou; No, it still won=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you turn on the key and turn it to start?*
*Lou; Yes but it doesn=92t start*
*Bud; Can you put it in gear and press the accelerator?*
*Lou; No, I don=92t want to flood it and it isn=92t running.*
*Bud; What do you want me to do Sir? (Exasperated)*
*Lou; Come pick up this =93LEMON=94 and refund my money.*
*Bud; Did you read the driver=92s manual?*
*Lou; No, I know how to drive, I have been driving for 30 years.*
*Bud; Electric?*
*Lou; Yes this car is Electric.*
*Bud; Have you driven an Electric?*
*Lou; No, the DARN thing won=92t START!*
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Regards,
*Dennis Lee Miles* (Director) *E.V.T.I. inc*.
*www.E-V-T-I-Inc.COM <http://www.e-v-t-i-inc.com/> *(Adviser)*
EVTI-EVAEducation Chapter
*
Phone (813) ID4 - E V T I or (813) 434 - 3884 (I think word phone
numbers can be fun and good mnemonics aid memory.)
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*We all love Bud Abbott and Lou Costello and their humorous routines like
=93Who =91s on First.=94*
*If Vaudeville were as popular today, and Lou bought an Electric Car from
Bud the next day this might happen;*
*a
*
*Bud; Hello, Electric Auto Emporium.*
*Lou; That car I bought from you doesn=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you charge the battery?*
*Lou; Yes, but it doesn=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you turn on the key?*
*Lou; Yes, but it doesn=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you turn the key to start and release it?*
*Lou; Yes, but the motor isn=92t starting.*
*Bud; Did you put it in gear?*
*Lou; No, it isn=92t starting.*
*Bud; Did you unplug the charging cable from the car?*
*Lou; I=92ll go look.*
*=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D20 minutes later=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D*
*Bud; Hello, Electric Auto Emporium. *
*Lou; It still won=92t start.*
*Bud, Did you turn on the key?*
*Lou, Yes, you better send me a Mechanic.*
*Bud; OK*
*=3D=3D=3D=3D=3DA few hours later=3D=3D=3D*
*Bud; Hello, Electric Auto Emporium. *
*Lou; It still won=92t start.*
*Bud; What did the mechanic do?*
*Lou; He climbed in and drove it around the block, then he left.*
*Bud; So everything is OK?*
*Lou; No, it still won=92t start.*
*Bud; Did you turn on the key and turn it to start?*
*Lou; Yes but it doesn=92t start*
*Bud; Can you put it in gear and press the accelerator?*
*Lou; No, I don=92t want to flood it and it isn=92t running.*
*Bud; What do you want me to do Sir? (Exasperated)*
*Lou; Come pick up this =93LEMON=94 and refund my money.*
*Bud; Did you read the driver=92s manual?*
*Lou; No, I know how to drive, I have been driving for 30 years.*
*Bud; Electric?*
*Lou; Yes this car is Electric.*
*Bud; Have you driven an Electric?*
*Lou; No, the DARN thing won=92t START!*
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
-- =
Regards,
*Dennis Lee Miles* (Director) *E.V.T.I. inc*.
*www.E-V-T-I-Inc.COM <http://www.e-v-t-i-inc.com/> *(Adviser)*
EVTI-EVAEducation Chapter
*
Phone (813) ID4 - E V T I or (813) 434 - 3884 (I think word phone
numbers can be fun and good mnemonics aid memory.)
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